Our President, who art in Aso Rock
Goodluck be thy Name,
thy promotion come,
thine will be done,
in Lagos as it is in the Niger Delta.
Give us this day 24 hours power supply
And forgive us our expectations,
as we forgive you for your double promotion
Lead us not into Visionless 2020, but deliver us from PDP.
For thine is the Presidency,
the convoy, and the glory,
for now until Umoru returns (if ever). Amen.
Idris Bello- February 2010